a) that no one will turn up.
b) that three people will turn up and it will be horribly embarrassing.
c) but at least I know those three will be my family so they've seen more horribly embarrassing moments from me before. Worse will be that ten people will turn and so I will be horribly embarrassed in front of ten people who aren't my family.
d) lots of people will turn up but realise half way they've come to the wrong book launch and sneak out.
e) lots of people will turn up and buy lots of books, just none of them mine.
So if you can be lured to Bath for the launch party of Kissing Mr Wrong, there would be a warm, possibly slightly crazed-eyed, welcome for you. You don't have to let them or me know you're coming, but it would help re preparing the alcohol supplies, of which we don't want to run out.
Come to the launch party for Kissing Mr Wrong, 6.30pm on 20th May at Waterstones, Milsom Street, Bath. All welcome, but please ring 01225 448515 to let them have an idea of numbers.